It's summer! Camps by the dozens are on offer to keep your kids out of your hair during the week—tennis or science, art or church, teen leadership or learning the rubber chicken cheer.
It amuses me to consider some alternatives, useful and un-, for adults and kids alike, and to imagine the scene at each and their likely participants.
mime camp
lion taming camp
grout camp
zither camp
knife-sharpening camp
ophthalmology camp
jump-rope camp
package tracking camp
sociology camp
olive stuffing camp
intensive Albanian camp
filing camp
melon-balling camp
angioplasty camp
mudwrestling camp
lutefisk camp
stamp collecting camp
double-glazing camp
nonagenarians' camp
sarcasm camp
espresso camp
beekeeping camp
bookkeeping camp
kazoo camp
aesthetes' camp
pug owners' camp
deviled egg camp
topiary camp
myopics' camp
pest control camp
Emily Dickinson camp
tricycle camp
ingenues' camp
philistines' camp
proofreading camp
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image: Tents and Tipis, Patrick Mackie
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