Alternate Customs Form

Having recently filled out the agricultural inspection form for our landing in Kona, I've come up with the following spoof—

Are you bringing any of these things?  (check all that apply)

___ xylophones

___ trigonometry textbooks

___ drawings of javelinas

___ mercurochrome

___ occasional pieces for glass harmonica

___ unfulfilled ambitions

___ anchovy paste

___ regrets (if yes, please specify)

image:  Memory Suitcases by Yuval Yairi, Laughing Squid.com